WOMEN: Win by Default
Legitimate excuse or afraid to lose two weeks in a row? We’ll never know, but ei- ther way, Sydenham defaulted claiming lack of front rowers and injuries in their backline. The Viperettes will have the opportunity to get revenge this week as they play Sydenham in the Cup semi final.
DIV 2: 0 – 28 Christchurch (Semi-Final)
The boys left everything on the field and truly put their bodies on the line, falling just short in the Division 2 Trophy semi-final to Christchurch. The ‘Yams’, as they have been colloquially named, came out firing in the first half, knowing they had a tough hill to climb against an opposition that had beaten them soundly by nearly 60 points in the first round. The week of training leading up to the fixture was quite productive, and the coaching staff named a very strong squad going in. The lads, especially the forwards, knew they would need to front up, starting on defence against a sub- stantially larger Christchurch pack. The cry came early, as Christchurch attacked around the fringes of the ruck, time and time again in the early stages, but each time they were met with the cold, hard shoulder of Varsity.
The Yams would actually have the first scoring opportunity with an attacking lineout resulting from some strong running from wing Jack ‘Bus’ Mcleod, but a miscue left points begging. Christchurch would eventually score first off a penalty, followed shortly by a try in the right corner off of a scrum move. However, the boys did not let their pressure waver and spent practically the remainder of the half deep inside Christchurch’s end, driving lineout again and again close to the line. The penalties began to pile up for Christchurch, and eventually Captain Andy Ireland decided to go for 3 instead of 5, missing narrowly to the right. A silly penalty allowed Christchurch to get 3 more points right before half; the score 11-0. The team was still determined going into the half, with the wind now at their backs. The game though became a bit of a stalemate.
The Christchurch scrum began to show dominance, with the referee allowing the cumbersome Christchurch front row to drive straight up; the bigger dog is always going to win in that fight. The management tried key substitutions to bring on fresh legs, but the boys could just not get the front foot. With Duke Chambers in the bin, Christchurch would score a couple real late to blow out the score of an otherwise tight contest. The team has gone from 13th to 7th and to now finish 4th on the table over the last 3 seasons, and hopes to only better that record next year.
The team would like to thank the contributions of its coaching staff, Jared Brixton and Mark Ranby and its manager, Andy Hall for putting up with the boys this season. A special congratulations also needs to go out to our captain and fearless leader Andy Ireland, who hit 50 games for the Div 1 side the previous weak in their semi-final. Good on ya, sir. Special mention in this semi-final goes to Nga- rongo Selby-Rickit, for another dominating performance at the lineout. Liam Murphy and Adrian Pitman were devastating in the tackle and true ball stealers. Henry Boon and Andy Ireland had great games with ball in hand and off the boot. Player’s Man of the Match (and Outstanding Player of the Year): Brett Menefy, who was an absolute weapon and gave everything, just as he has done all sea- son, for the full 80 minutes.
COLTS: Loss to Sumner. Loss to Shirley.
Off the back of a heavy defeat to Lincoln, the pythons were looking to salvage some dignity in their last week of the regular season. The catch-up game on Wednesday evening was one that the Pythons were targeting against a ninth placed Sumner. However, this opportunity would prove even more difficult than originally thought with their star fly-half having to sit out with a recurring knee injury. Coach Dallas Seymour stated before the match, ‘It’s going to be a tough ask without Wallace. He still gives that Sumner team nightmares after what he did last time we played them.’ Wallace’s presence was clearly missed and the Pythons went down 10-3.
The team that caused many sleepless nights in the Pythons camp was Shirley. They had snatched victory in the dying minutes against the Pythons in Round 1. Unfortunately, once again Wallace was not at full fitness in the lead up to the match and was forced to make his impact off the bench. When subbed on in the 65th minute, the Pythons were down 13-3. In a triumphant return, Wallace got the Pythons on the front foot immediately, playing with absolute class and precision. This included selflessly giving a pass just metres from the line to lurking rookie winger, Matt Poole, who not un- characteristically, lost control of the pill. The Pythons were able to score on full-time to secure a very irrelevant bonus point, losing 12-8.
It was an emotional post-match clubrooms, with the Pythons having to say goodbye to many stars including the Japanese-imported prop Ikhwan Musa, halfback Samuel Donnelly, second-five Josh Westland, utility-back Cameron Nixon and super-star first-five Jaden Wallace; who due to politics, will no longer be eligible for colts rugby.
DIV 3: 6 – 8 Burnside
The Tigers coughed up their best chance of a victory on Saturday, going down to Burnside in the last play of the game.
Having lead 6-3 at half time, the game looked to be going their way until a couple of terrible deci- sions under pressure resulted in a couple of penalties in quick succession, with Burnside dotting down in the corner to break our hearts.
The Tigers started the game with a hiss and a roar, attacking for large portions of the first half, mostly into the stiff but swirling breeze, which seemed to favour first one side, then the other. The scrum functioned well but the lineout was atrocious and we lost a number of balls against the throw. The midfield also seemed to be suffering from a case of dropsy at times and we certainly made work harder for ourselves than needed.
The Tigers looked certain to dot down in the second half after an evasive run by livewire centre Moto Yoshihara, but he was brought down just short of the line. Another notable mention should go to prop Rick “Sweaty” van Olphen who had a run of at least 20 metres in open play before being cruelly brought down when he looked to be within at least 20 metres of the try line.
The Tigers have one last chance to get on the right side of the ledger as they play Marist Albion in a Plate Semi on Saturday.
Player of the Day: Sef “Big Guns” Erasito
Dick of the Day: Jonny “Actually in the clubrooms for a change” Metcalfe
